When I was in the Special Forces, I loved to go to the New Weapons Centre, where all the new weapons that had been developed and researched had not yet been put into use. If Old Yu’s erhu could be put into the new weapons centre and put into practice, it would be amazing. When two armies are at war, if you don’t do anything else, just get a platoon of erhu players, and without saying a word, start playing and let the enemy rest in peace to the music ……
I thought about it and I wanted to ask Old Yu about the uniqueness of the erhu.
The first time I went over to him, he stood up and pulled out a black iron box from underneath the table.
“I know what you’re going to ask.”
“What does the old man mean?”
“This is called infrasound.”
Crap! I had no reaction in my head at that moment, only this one.
By the time I reacted, the old man was already gone with the infrasound, and I was furious, pointing at his back and cursing, “Do you know this stuff is going to kill people? Are you out of your mind?!”
There were so many people in this wonton restaurant, so many children besides us customers, and this thing was killing people!
This old maniac, to use this thing in such a crowded place, if he wasn’t an old man I would have beaten him up.
Old Yu actually waved his hand at me and said without looking back, “Young man, don’t be wild. Spreading wildness will cost you money ……”
“I’ll go with you!” I was so angry that I rushed up to him to argue, at this time Old Gan was busy rushing out and pressed me from behind, “Young master, don’t be impulsive, don’t be impulsive!”
The old man was half-legged in the grave, but he was so strong that he disappeared from my view in no time.
“Don’t you stop me, you don’t know what this guy just used. Infrasound! That’s a weapon! It’ll kill everyone around him, he’s a madman! If I don’t get him, he’s going to hurt more people!”
I thought he was a martial arts veteran, an unparalleled talent in the jungle, but he’s a charlatan!
Holy sh*t, this place is too dangerous, I have to call Xia Ge Huai to come and put an end to this Sh*tty place for me.
Old Gan took great pains to press my phone to stop me from calling, while advising me, “Old Yu he is teasing you, this old boy, he likes to joke around, I’ve known him for decades, don’t I know how capable he is?”
“I don’t know the face of a person, and it’s hard to paint the skin of a tiger. You look like you know him, but you don’t know anything about kung fu. Maybe you think he’s always been protected by divine kung fu, but in fact this guy is a madman. What he just did was similar to shooting with a machine gun.”
The old man was doing this to suppress terrorists, how could I just let it go?
“Aiya, young master! Zhang Chao!” Old Gan got anxious, “Your brain is so smart and you don’t even think about it, if Old Yu really did this, would he have lived to this age himself?”
When Old Gan shouted, my ears almost exploded from his shout. But that feeling of being attacked by infrasound was real, I felt then like a bulldozer was crushing my internal organs.
Old Gan advised bitterly, “My young master, just put your 1,200 hearts at ease. I’m at least an educated man, would I not pretend that ultrasound is harmful? If Lao Gan’s words were true, would I dare to run to this place every day? I believe everything else you say about Lao Yu, but that statement he just made is absolutely false.”
For a moment I didn’t know which was more ridiculous, believing that the thing was infrasound or that Lao Gan had “superpowers”.
I thought about it and turned back to pick up the black box again and found it very light.
I’d seen infrasound weapons before, they weren’t this light, and they didn’t look much like that either.
I touched the thinner piece of the box, hammered my fist down, and then cried and laughed at the two ca*sette spinners.
“It’s a f*cking podcast! It’s only on the outside that you can’t tell at all.”
There was absolutely no way this thing was infrasound, for nothing I’d just gotten so mad I’d been shaken up a little by an old man!
Old Gan came over and took a look, “See, I told you, this old Yu just likes to joke around. Look at him, such a nice shop, but he calls it Chai Huotong, this guy is an old codger.”
When I thought about how he and the kids got together to play King’s Glory just now, it was really similar to what Lao Gan had said.
“He owns this shop? I thought he was just an erhu player.”
“Of course Old Yu owns this shop.” Old Gan looked at the broken announcer and smiled bitterly helplessly, “You broke something in his shop, be prepared to pay 50,000.”
Just as Old Gan finished his sentence, a strong man’s voice floated in from nowhere: “Old Gan, you’re still generous!”
I almost didn’t spurt out a mouthful of blood, D*mn, this time I really met a black shop.
When I went downstairs, I met the waiter who was following me up the stairs to deliver the wontons.
“Where are you going? Your three fresh noodles have just been served.”
I was so angry I wanted to laugh and said, “I’m not eating.”
“You have to pay even if you’re not eating.”
“I’ve never seen a shop that’s so money-minded, send it up, give it to Lao Gan and he’ll pay for it.”
I slipped away as if I hadn’t, and then I called Qingqing to come and pick me up, but Qingqing asked if I could come over and pick her up.
“What’s wrong with you? You’re driving my car and you’re asking me to pick you up?”
“It’s close, you go to the left from where you just got out of the car, there’s a Cyan Plaza behind a shop called Chai Fire Wonton, you come up, I’m on the fifth floor.”
“You’d better really need to see me.” I cried, laughing.
“Of course you do, come over and go straight into the ladies room, don’t hesitate!”
“Huh?”
“No more talking to you, come quickly.”
I was confused, holding my phone there and reflecting, had I been too nice to my female staff and made them a bit lawless?
I whipped my head around and saw that the mall was right behind me anyway, so it didn’t matter if I made a trip.
When I got to the door of the toilet on the fifth floor, I called Qingqing again and asked her what the hell she was up to.
“I’m here, come on, there’s a man in this cubicle and I’ve locked him in! I don’t know if he’s got anything on his phone, I don’t dare call the police, I’m afraid my racy photos will get out!”
As soon as Qing Qing received my call, she immediately shouted from the ladies’ room.
I looked inside and Qing Qing was blocking a door with her back as hard as she could, and the man inside the door was banging frantically.
“D*mn b*tch, don’t bluff and scare the f*ck out of me, no one even comes in this toilet normally. D*mn it, I’ll kill you as soon as I get out, let me out!”